May 6
"The reason I am staying in Bedminster, N.J." by Donald J. Trump, age 70 https://t.co/mLabFjXGpr
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) May 6, 2017
Eating at 1 of those school cafeteria themed restaurants where they give you a tray and you eat it in the bathroom cause you have no friends
— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) May 7, 2017
May 7
This is the first time the French version of anything has had a happier ending.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) May 7, 2017
Just so unfair pic.twitter.com/GWntjs0MeI
— Jon Lovett (@jonlovett) May 7, 2017
Wow. Crazy. pic.twitter.com/12MtLA8Run
— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) May 7, 2017
May 8
Twitter is good actually pic.twitter.com/9b0KUr7bBL
— vape dad gengar (@sethboyer) May 9, 2017
@utahjazz we feel you.
— Trail Blazers (@trailblazers) May 9, 2017
Whenever someone says "Make America Great Again" I remember my mom's old cookbooks. pic.twitter.com/io3x6tSyE2
— Jamie Ford (@JamieFord) May 9, 2017
May 9
Employees fired by Trump:
— Maggie Jordan: (@MaggieJordanACN) May 9, 2017
Sally Yates
Preet Bharara
James Comey
Employees investigating Trump:
Sally Yates
Preet Bharara
James Comey
Quick while we don't have a FBI Director, copy all the VHS tapes you have! No one can stop you! pic.twitter.com/zxUvnPWMtW
— Sarah Fox (@SarahFoxes) May 10, 2017
Firing the FBI Director seems like the kind of thing a President does when he knows he's going to jail. (See: Nixon, Richard)
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) May 9, 2017
There's a lot going on today, but "Reporter Arrested For Asking Trump Cabinet Member Question" probably shouldn't slip through the cracks. https://t.co/3lYWT9vxYl
— Bradford Pearson (@BradfordPearson) May 10, 2017
May 10
Ahem? https://t.co/lnZFdn0HsB
— Mitch Pileggi (@MitchPileggi1) May 10, 2017
RUSSIAN NON-SPY: Mr. President, businessman. Art of deal. Please carry special gold Russian pen everywhere. Replace battery.
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) May 11, 2017
TRUMP: Terrific
Hey whys art school gotta be like this pic.twitter.com/lWOoACqf7o
— ol' salty dude (@diptychbitch) May 11, 2017
May 11
The president says "I don't watch CNN," then provides a 132-word rant review of various CNN shows. https://t.co/rcjZh5bCik pic.twitter.com/Ocy8p83PqR
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) May 11, 2017
1 Fox interviews man in diner.
— Lis Power (@LisPower1) May 11, 2017
2 Man implies timing of Comey's firing is suspect, was FBI getting too close?
3 Fox ends interview with man. pic.twitter.com/lBd9GSUjh1
The best part about Sarah Huckabee Sanders is that I get to imagine Mike Huckabee & Bernie Sanders conceiving her on their wedding night.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) May 11, 2017
Source? https://t.co/z39hWLK80e
— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) May 11, 2017
May 12
a group of white editors of mainstream CND publications are gathering money for an "Appropriation Prize" at 12 am, a fine and normal thing pic.twitter.com/GgNttUeOo7
— Scaachi (@Scaachi) May 12, 2017
Some great sports analysis!pic.twitter.com/gbYuESDbE3
— scharpling (@scharpling) May 12, 2017
