February 28
Bloggers typing their think pieces on @chrisrock's monologue right now. #Oscars #OscarsSoWhite pic.twitter.com/PFW4X2O6Ns
— Travon Free (@Travon) February 29, 2016
"Bear Story won?" Leonardo rises. "No," Iñárritu stops him. "Ours is called something different." #Oscars
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) February 29, 2016
For the kids who went to bed after sound mixing you missed droids, minions, toy story and cookies.
— Seth Meyers (@sethmeyers) February 29, 2016
February 29
Imagine if the In Memoriam was how you found out a parent had died
— Kate Berlant (@kateberlant) February 29, 2016
Frasier is a show about two Amazon book reviews that come to life pic.twitter.com/WIVuzGhYIk
— Matt O'Brien (@matt_obrien) February 29, 2016
March 1
They tried to make me go to rehab and I said "That sounds fantastic."
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) March 1, 2016
Trump won my home state of Virginia which is surprising because only 49% of the kids I went to high school with there were in the KKK
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) March 2, 2016
The volume is too low on the TV at the bar so it looks like Trump is just giving America a very long, sarcastic Apple Pie recipe.
— Eugene Mirman (@EugeneMirman) March 2, 2016
March 2
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) March 2, 2016
I'm not going to "welcome" my first child. That only breeds a lifelong sense of entitlement. They have to earn it.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) March 2, 2016
March 3
PSA: Donald Trump does not operate a #Fortune500 company https://t.co/NVpPOI0clk
— Fortune (@FortuneMagazine) March 3, 2016
Ben Carson sort of announced that he's not running for president anymore. https://t.co/2JFmEydO0Y pic.twitter.com/zhBokpN8tk
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) March 3, 2016
Customer Service Rep: "Like I already said..." = "Bitch, did I stutter"
— Aisha Brown (@Aieeesha) March 3, 2016
March 4
Every negative stereotype I have tried to combat for the last 8 years about republicans has been utterly destroyed in the past 9 months.
— Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) March 4, 2016
Batman vs. Superman vs. Me Seeing Literally Anything Else
— joe mande (@JoeMande) March 4, 2016
