March 18
.@seanspicer Can you get this taken down? pic.twitter.com/MqzAkEEF04
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) March 18, 2017
What if cheerleaders can't read and have been genuinely asking what it spells this whole time and whatnot?
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) March 18, 2017
Congratulations @Drake for overcoming suicide #MoreLife pic.twitter.com/h8oKXuXBYX
— Derek Porter (@DerekPorter34) March 19, 2017
March 19
Drake: My heart is way too frozen to get broken.
— Abdulla (@Abdulla_Nq) March 19, 2017
Me, an intellect that knows frozen objects have a higher propensity to break: pic.twitter.com/Q3lwMQYX5B
Can't you just pay us the same as men https://t.co/ix21RLHgcW
— Dani Carrington (@danicarrington) March 19, 2017
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) March 19, 2017
March 20
it's crazy how bees are like "hey, my ass is a sword let me walk on your sandwich"
— Matt O'Brien (@matt_obrien) March 21, 2017
Sweetie you are a first season Real Housewife making stuff up to stay on the show. https://t.co/nwHCj87vrE
— Andy Cohen (@Andy) March 20, 2017
"Can this country afford to have a prez under investigation by the FBI? Think of the trauma that would do to this country" -- Rubio, 11/1/16
— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) March 21, 2017
March 21
Mike Huckabee's family photo looks like another country's attempt to remake It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. pic.twitter.com/rZEqTyDkZ4
— CalmTomb (@CalmTomb) March 21, 2017
In honor of Mike Huckabee's great Twitter jokes & for your amusement and amazement, here's Huck's stand-up set. @GovMikeHuckabee pic.twitter.com/ZxqRyB4B8L
— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) March 21, 2017
The emotional arc of Trump supporters summed up in one gif. pic.twitter.com/Nus7meYGsF
— Doc McStabby (@eclecticbrotha) March 21, 2017
March 22
That's. That's not how baseball works. https://t.co/kc4XBuxx4r
— shauna (@goldengateblond) March 22, 2017
Manafort. Lincoln reference. Tanks for inaugural. Russia Scandal. Wall. Health Care. Ban... Trump's proved a Loser pic.twitter.com/HSGzo1aiyj
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) March 22, 2017
Fake fake news pic.twitter.com/kxTjQ6MpSU
— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) March 21, 2017
March 23
G'night, optimists. Set your alarms for "Shitstorm O'Clock." It's coming apart. I thought it'd take longer.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 23, 2017
Delaying the health care vote today to try to figure out what a woman is. pic.twitter.com/ezu5p4r40A
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) March 23, 2017
Donald Trump made 14 false claims in his Time interview on the subject of whether he makes false claims. #TrumpCheck pic.twitter.com/11TdYuPDCO
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) March 23, 2017
March 24
Meanwhile, at today's meeting on feline healthcare... pic.twitter.com/wApNyFS7jz
— Justin Shanes (@justinshanes) March 24, 2017
Honestly jerked off to completion using just this tweet. https://t.co/kNbWEO3VMy
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) March 24, 2017
Irony would be like a man who criticized his predecessor for taking too many vacations spending every other weekend on vacation https://t.co/wGiJOIZ2ev
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) March 24, 2017
