March 11
Did u tweet this with a book https://t.co/SFVdoneDtj
— 🕷 (@SleepyAlex_) March 11, 2017
6 Times The Simpsons Didn't Predict Anything pic.twitter.com/Br9cbLVJwm
— Josh Weinstein (@Joshstrangehill) March 11, 2017
Tired: Sarah Silverman liberalism
— iskra (@_rediskra) March 11, 2017
Wired: Fran Drescher class warfare pic.twitter.com/wDQYDW5coi
March 12
It's not a mass grave if it's full of clowns. That's just a regular clown grave
— zach reinert (@zachreinert03) March 12, 2017
I'd call you a Nazi but that wouldn't offend you. So: I hope your children fall in love w people of color & make beautiful biracial babies. https://t.co/ORGxa04hmG
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) March 12, 2017
March 13
Visual depiction of the AHCA in effect: pic.twitter.com/hxWHN1xg5l
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) March 13, 2017
Watch this shot-for-shot fan remake of @VicBergerIV's video "Kanye Gets Too Real on Ellen." pic.twitter.com/l2CBLXgiIw
— Super Deluxe (@superdeluxe) March 13, 2017
Overlooked in all of this: KellyAnne Conway seems to think Inspector Gadget was an inspector of gadgets, not a gadget-filled inspector pic.twitter.com/dlsuKm3Kd0
— Hayes Brown (@HayesBrown) March 14, 2017
March 14
Yes, he paid $40 MILLIMETERS in taxes you dolt. pic.twitter.com/PhMxuIiLC5
— Rhea Butcher (@RheaButcher) March 15, 2017
he's like this every time we turn the vaccuum cleaner on pic.twitter.com/3idhyzrvl6
— julien (@eggsandbread) March 14, 2017
Trump won cause while an intelligent woman was trying to tell us about Russian ties u complained about her presentation & here we are again
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) March 15, 2017
March 15
I turn 33 today. Weird to be as old as Jesus when he died; humbling to have accomplished just as much.
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) March 15, 2017
Trump tweets condemning:
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) March 15, 2017
- Islamophobic or anti-Semitic acts: 0
- the white nationalism of Rep. Steve King: 0
- a Snoop Dogg video: 1 https://t.co/UhvgVmfePS
March 16
sorry folks, PBS has to go. they just don't get results, it's been 26 years and we still don't know where in the world is Carmen San Diego
— julian peppers (@chuchugoogoo) March 16, 2017
+Unfriendly reminder that @realDonaldTrump and @FLOTUS could save about $182,500,000 a year just by living in the same mansion.
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) March 16, 2017
The 70 year old pig person that eats off of this gold-plated table is eliminating funding for Meals on Wheels. Great work, America. pic.twitter.com/EDbNCtJoMc
— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) March 16, 2017
Cost of security for Trump Tower: $183 million/year
— Elliott Lusztig (@ezlusztig) March 16, 2017
Budget for National Endowment Arts/Humanities: $148 million/year
Let them eat diamonds. pic.twitter.com/Jux4NCW0UD
One of our staffers has been keeping an actual log of who's paying for Trump's wall. pic.twitter.com/P1C6xW41vd
— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) March 16, 2017
March 17
160 years ago, the Irish were poor, uneducated, starving refugees. We welcomed them by the millions. Happy St. Patrick's Day.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 17, 2017
REAL NEWS REAL NEWS https://t.co/Im4o2DkADb
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) March 17, 2017
