March 6
Justin Trudeau reportedly excited to visit White House before it gets turned into a casino.
— 22Minutes (@22_Minutes) March 7, 2016
Sorry, Nancy, but the most effective drug campaign will always be: "Just say OK to various drugs in moderation and wane interest with age".
— Ally Hord (@hordie) March 6, 2016
March 7
I would take drugs if I played tennis too that shit is BOOOOORING
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) March 7, 2016
Thanks for asking Sandra! Yes my Netflix special is streaming worldwide! ✌🏼️❤️ https://t.co/A6AmZfh3YX
— Jen Kirkman (@JenKirkman) March 8, 2016
Do these salmon work in media pic.twitter.com/fvWNCMOlPB
— Josiah Hughes (@josiahhughes) March 8, 2016
March 8
You're either one or the other pic.twitter.com/YIu2dsQcwI
— David O'Doherty (@phlaimeaux) March 9, 2016
Women shouldn't work outside the home. It's STEVE Jobs, not EVE Jobs.
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) March 8, 2016
March 9
"Now I don't know what this is, but I know I don't like it." pic.twitter.com/kKNsub7jBN
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) March 9, 2016
If I get murdered please, don't turn it into a gripping radio or tv series. I don't care how many shocking twists there are!
— Nick Coyle (@nickcoyles) March 9, 2016
March 10
My dude. I think you gotta mind your own store rn https://t.co/qcfrClRnjT
— Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) March 10, 2016
$5 bucks says George Zimmerman is in the audience #GOPDebate
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) March 11, 2016
I like this game show where a guy who doesn't know anything about foreign policy has to answer specific questions. But why is it on CNN?
— Mike Madden (@MikeMadden) March 11, 2016
March 11
Check out mine and @davidwain #SecondSoundBarrier film trailer. #RobertGraham! https://t.co/azuOoLLfCi
— Michael Showalter (@mshowalter) March 11, 2016
Whenever I listen to the radio now it's like I just escaped a mineshaft. "WHO IS THIS? IT'S TOO FAST. I'M SENSITIVE."
— Amanda Brooke Perrin (@brookeperrin) March 11, 2016
