This week, don't mess with Brian Boone's logic, Dave Hill maintains his high standards, Emily Faye unforgettably fires shots, 6/9 is commemorated, and much more from this week in funny tweets.
June 4
June 5
June 6
June 7
June 8
June 9
June 4
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but neither is as strong as my Sword-Pen (patent pending).
— Brian Boone (@brianbooone) June 4, 2016
June 5
Sorry but none of the chicks in this #MissUSA pageant have a chance of getting with me.
— Dave Hill (@mrdavehill) June 6, 2016
June 6
I bet a lot of guys who don't think that rape is a big deal were super upset when that U2 album was put on their phone without consent.
— Emily Faye (@mlefaye) June 7, 2016
Is this translated from Japanese? https://t.co/xdXnna1vjz
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) June 6, 2016
June 7
On my lunch break pic.twitter.com/SOSYTCYjDe
— Conner4Real (@conner4real) June 8, 2016
June 8
Anime? Is it anime? https://t.co/iv4lVQwCcN
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) June 8, 2016
June 9
PSA: Apparently you CAN get in trouble for writing 6/9 on work documents today if you write "nice" next to it.
— (((OhNoSheTwitnt))) (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 9, 2016
