This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: February 5, 2016

Some of the funniest people in the world write hilarious tweets and our only job is to collect a bunch of them for your pleasure. So take a look back at the last little while with this round up of the gut-busting week that was.
 
January 31

Instagram is a nice way to catch up on your latest triggers

— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) February 1, 2016

fuck #GreaseLive, wake me when they make an all-female Deliverance Live

— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) February 1, 2016

 
February 1

That's some real love. https://t.co/Adgzy0g34Z

— mike sacks (@michaelbsacks) February 1, 2016

Canadians from Toronto: Yeah, other places are pretty cool

Canadians not from Toronto: TORONTO IS EVIL, TORONTO ONCE FRAMED ME FOR MURDER

— Kat Angus (@katangus) February 1, 2016

The woman is political pundits and the goat is the voters of Iowa https://t.co/wd6E8B8ydB

— Hunter Schwarz (@hunterschwarz) February 2, 2016

 
February 2

Annie Leibovitz: Okay, looking great, now kinda sexily angle yourself toward me...
Diane Keaton: I'm Diane Keaton! pic.twitter.com/u1kkh5wi6w

— Charles Bramesco (@intothecrevasse) February 2, 2016

Ben's grandpa saw his shadow today, which means there will be six more weeks of galactic civil war. #GroundhogDay pic.twitter.com/owvk5XDNOM

— Bad Father Han Solo (@BadFatherHan) February 2, 2016

 
February 3

Mike Huckabee has decided to end his presidential campaign but I think he should be forced to carry it to full term.

— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) February 3, 2016

Black History Month: A great time to call blacks "it." pic.twitter.com/7fIBDM79aX

— Kashana (@kashanacauley) February 3, 2016

 

Aaaand I thiiiiink to myseeeeellllf
What a wonderful woooooorld pic.twitter.com/Zm2n2t8ykO

— Matt Pops Collins (@mitchberghini) February 3, 2016

 
February 4

Today's #TBT is dedicated to @piersmorgan. pic.twitter.com/InU7d6qhC0

— Susan Sarandon (@SusanSarandon) February 4, 2016

 
February 5

6 Farts That Help Alleviate Gas: https://t.co/CLfY4di4Lg pic.twitter.com/4JFIn8C2Pj

— Reductress (@Reductress) February 5, 2016