January 27
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) January 27, 2018
Someone waited their whole career to write that headline. pic.twitter.com/XHEWT55U4N
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) January 27, 2018
This photo of Toronto is unreal. Looks like Blade Runner. pic.twitter.com/nD5KzD3xut
— Dennis Detwiller (@drgonzo123) January 27, 2018
January 28
The President of the United States @realDonaldTrump is asked if he believes in climate change. This is his answer: #TrumpMorgan pic.twitter.com/sKeVM9FL4l
— Daniel Hewitt (@DanielHewittITV) January 28, 2018
HA HA HA HA I love @blainecapatch so much. pic.twitter.com/2aS3K5fHGd
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 29, 2018
January 29
Current mood: Wishing I felt like Rihanna but I know I'm the guy to her left making that face pic.twitter.com/bBQMlXGOEa
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) January 29, 2018
instead of Scarface, what if all rappers got really into Eraserhead
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) January 30, 2018
fuck this pic.twitter.com/HTgA0R91PP
— Stefan Heck (@boring_as_heck) January 29, 2018
So if you're our FBI tonight, the Republicans plan to investigate you.
— David Jolly (@DavidJollyFL) January 30, 2018
If you're Russia, you get a pass.
Nikki Haley's favorite genre of music is "what comes up when you google the word music" pic.twitter.com/slcrUNnvEn
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) January 29, 2018
January 30
How Twitter Still Works, in Three Acts pic.twitter.com/IudISbJFLM
— woke hoover (@vs_cointelpro) January 30, 2018
I can't believe they recast Barron pic.twitter.com/iu3D5Ci6d3
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) January 31, 2018
Nancy Pelosi is all of us. #SOTU pic.twitter.com/KIyTWZWe4d
— shauna (@goldengateblond) January 31, 2018
has any picture summed up Twitter as well as this one pic.twitter.com/zoK9XfLw1I
— Old Salty Crab (@NoMagRyan) January 30, 2018
January 31
CNN & Fox News has done to our parents what they thought violent video games & Marilyn Manson would do to us.
— WolfTron V (@Blk_Dolphin) January 31, 2018
Half the stories the NYT does about non-New York places are like:
— Jake Bittle (@jake_bittle) January 31, 2018
"CLEVELAND—In a city known for a hardscrabble charm that borders on barbarism, the locals—auto workers, mostly, and diner waitresses—were greeted by a surprising sight last week: the city's first artist, ever."
Starstruck woman who photobombed Beyoncé reveals she told Beyoncé: "No one is going to believe me" and Beyoncé responded by flashing her a smile. When asked why she thinks Beyoncé posted the picture on Instagram she said: "I think she posted it for me. So people would believe me" pic.twitter.com/BFWlzgEskl
— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) January 31, 2018
Scotland, man. They don't fuck around. pic.twitter.com/VEHr5wVxC3
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) January 31, 2018
February 1
And here we go... pic.twitter.com/boFOwSmig0
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) February 1, 2018
if you're confused just remember that dumb people are in power because they don't doubt themselves and that's all smart people do
— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) February 1, 2018
When you compare the size of a gummy worm versus a gummy bear, it starts to paint a horrific picture of the gummy universe.
— "Ian" Abramson (@ianabramson) February 1, 2018
It's really hard to be this stupid twice in one day pic.twitter.com/y7KcjNGAdD
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) February 1, 2018
Wait, did you ... did you just announce that McCabe was FIRED?
— Jon Zal (@OfficialJonZal) February 1, 2018
Dude, you're super fucking awful at this. No one wants to see you & your family go to jail more than me, but this is just embarrassing. https://t.co/TlAZAe6rRQ
February 2
Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between the Trump Presidency and the OJ trial pic.twitter.com/6woJwThfd5
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) February 2, 2018
This Fox News headline is amazing pic.twitter.com/05eihlTtyC
— Steven Perlberg (@perlberg) February 2, 2018
This thread is freaking hilarious. I'm crying. https://t.co/QTRTn56MRo
— 🌊Fangirl Jeanne🌺 Now with 500% Less Fucks! (@fangirlJeanne) February 2, 2018
Let examine from history the presidents that have attacked the FBI and won. Let's see, there's...uh...er...and there's...um...ah...and...erm...
— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) February 2, 2018
