This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: February 26, 2016

Some of the funniest people in the world write hilarious tweets and our only job is to collect a bunch of them for your pleasure. So take a look back at the last little while with this round up of the gut-busting week that was.
 
February 21
 

"Remember when I choked on a pretzel, Jeb?"
"Please not now, George."
"They made me president twice."
"OK."
"I dressed like a fighter pilot"

— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) February 21, 2016

Can we all agree this is the greatest 3-tweet story in the history of Twitter? pic.twitter.com/mmUpr6JRhc

— Aman Batheja (@amanbatheja) February 21, 2016

 
February 22 

It's fine, Kesha will get justice in 10-20 years when a male comic finally speaks out against her rapist.

— Rhea Butcher (@RheaButcher) February 19, 2016

 
February 23 

Scharpling & Wurster on THE SIMPSONS, March 13th. No joke. pic.twitter.com/UcdsTBxjJD

— scharpling (@scharpling) February 24, 2016

 
February 24 

I spend the first half hour of every Pixar movie trying not to get attached to characters and guessing which one is going to die

— Twitnter Is Coming (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 25, 2016

This is the most specific report of all time. https://t.co/7B1KinyhTm

— Ian Karmel (@IanKarmel) February 25, 2016

 
February 25 

Hey @marcorubio, here are the job-killing effects of the Affordable Care Act in one graph: pic.twitter.com/55iEDxXTpR #GOPDebate

— igorvolsky (@igorvolsky) February 26, 2016

When the closed captioning on CNN has given up #GOPDebate pic.twitter.com/KNdOYcL9YC

— Mic (@micnews) February 26, 2016

 
February 26 

Trump demanding an apology is like me demanding Rosario Dawson fart on my Honey Nut Cheerios. Not happenin' buddy!

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 26, 2016

These Donald Trump rallies are getting out of control. pic.twitter.com/2Ezp3mcIvL

— Warren Holstein (@WarrenHolstein) February 25, 2016