February 18
This is the most Canadian thing I've ever seen. pic.twitter.com/CRAmmeUPbv
— stefan heck (@boring_as_heck) February 18, 2017
Literally even the slightest touch by that garbage monster makes her flinch pic.twitter.com/iCLTRbKvdj
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) February 19, 2017
February 19
Old publicity photos of nsync always make them look like Guy Fieri's five sons pic.twitter.com/RaUq1V4cBc
— chris wade (@saywhatagain) February 20, 2017
Trump today made his 6th trip to the golf course in 30 days as president.
— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) February 19, 2017
Here are his previous tweets about presidents and golf: pic.twitter.com/66361Bgk3b
February 20
Just to be clear, harassing a black woman off of Twitter isn't what lost him the book deal. It took pedophilia. It had to be THAT bad.
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) February 20, 2017
Milo Yiannoupolis is like if half an idea that Sasha Baron Cohen threw in the trash came to life
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) February 20, 2017
I took Alex Trebek rapping on Jeopardy and did the only thing that felt right: Edit it to the music he was quoting. (🎥: @KennyDucey) pic.twitter.com/Tg8mxONBAj
— Mark (@tole_cover) February 21, 2017
This remake of No Country For Old Men sounds interesting. https://t.co/pECaciUg6l
— )))David Cross((( (@davidcrosss) February 20, 2017
February 21
Me transitioning from February to March pic.twitter.com/jeGtpoqpcf
— AOL.com (@lukasbattle) February 22, 2017
My new favorite film genre is Republican Reps being yelled at by constituents they thought looked safe to call on. https://t.co/SFmy9l7JXo
— Bree Bridges (@mostlybree) February 21, 2017
These two guys should meet some time. pic.twitter.com/6OBMEiLSQy
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) February 21, 2017
February 22
Would like it if press stopped referring to bigots as "provocateurs," like they're Madonna in a cone bra in 1990 instead of fans of the KKK.
— Summer Brennan (@summerbrennan) February 22, 2017
WaPo's new slogan is "Democracy Dies in Darkness." It's meant as a warning, but right now, it feels more like a prophecy.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) February 23, 2017
I don't care which toilet you use. All I care about is that you flush.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) February 23, 2017
February 23
Hold on, ISIS. The U.S government will get to you once they've dealt with the real scourge: School children who want to pee comfortably.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) February 23, 2017
Considering that Republicans say Obama did nothing in 8 years, sure seems like they're rescinding a lot of things he did.
— Desi (@DesiJed) February 23, 2017
Show me on the sellout where the bad man touched you. pic.twitter.com/E77xKgmTxF
— shauna (@goldengateblond) February 23, 2017
This is my favourite exchange of Trump's presidency. pic.twitter.com/s07ZHDSPe9
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) February 23, 2017
February 24
No we'd just laugh. Women have a sense of humor. Plus, dicks are funny looking. https://t.co/4FNENh8Xtv
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 24, 2017
Trump complained media failed to report line to see him was 6 blocks long. Same ppl who cast fraudulent votes and were at inaugural, I guess pic.twitter.com/5icB0ZPLpO
— Kurt Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) February 24, 2017
