February 7
I bet the Miami Heat logo is v triggering for ppl w IBS pic.twitter.com/QkebSL2bQe
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) February 7, 2016
You never know when you might run into a Kevin Roberts. https://t.co/PTC8V7LgJG #SNL https://t.co/yvpEHgUG7a
— Saturday Night Live (@nbcsnl) February 7, 2016
February 8
PITCH: A reboot of the movie "Twins" starring Rhea Perlman and Maria Shriver.
— Nathan Pensky (@Nathan_Pensky) February 9, 2016
#CONAN Highlight: Conan made a terrible @CameronNewton joke & must deal with the repercussions at a press conference https://t.co/tWptP7qcYX
— Team Coco (@TeamCoco) February 9, 2016
February 9
Twitter was originally going to be called "Factual Corrections to Short Jokes"
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) February 10, 2016
Not sure how to feel about Kanye's new album title... pic.twitter.com/FB3eynCsN9
— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) February 10, 2016
February 10
"What's the deal with __________'s hair? Is he running for president or planting corn?"- @billmaher joke 20 years from now or 20 years ago.
— Andy Kindler (@AndyKindler) February 11, 2016
February 11
Bruce Springsteen Gets $10 Million For Memoir You Can Get The Gist Of On Wikipedia https://t.co/nYqeiwDvi0 pic.twitter.com/sskDFtg9fZ
— StarWipe (@StarWipe) February 11, 2016
OK Go is what happens to music when it's filtered thru a Marketing & Brand Awareness Workshop hosted by https://t.co/4CoTc8ecRX at Coachella
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) February 12, 2016
February 12
Contrary to what Super Mario Bros. suggested, taking mushrooms does not make you a better plumber.
— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) February 12, 2016
Martin Shkreli's Google history:
— Grace F-H (@msgracefh) February 12, 2016
buy gravitational waves
who owns gravitational waves
kill the Batman
can gravitational waves kill Batman
