Gym lies, Olympic-sized sexism, the Wolf has a baby, WTF Ryan Lochte, and much more from this week in funny tweets.
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August 12
in further proof of a malevolent god, my new favorite burger joint is right next to the gym i quit by telling them i moved out of town
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) August 13, 2016
August 13
Mr. Trump's Summer Playlist pic.twitter.com/6LWomj853R
— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) August 13, 2016
August 14
This headline is a metaphor for basically the entire world. pic.twitter.com/5WpQa04N0o
— Nancy Leong (@nancyleong) August 14, 2016
August 15
🌏💧✋🕋🗡🚀🏜☀️🌡🌶💯🚱⏳🌅🌑😡💉😱😈💀💥🌛🌙🐭💥🚶🏻〰🐛️⌛️👳🙏💥😴🛌😳💥🐛💥👊⚔👑 #dune https://t.co/bXwpdYC8jz
— Kyle MacLachlan (@Kyle_MacLachlan) August 16, 2016
August 16
Little Red Riding Hood reboot spoiler alert. pic.twitter.com/rzWdeojsP4
— a girl is no one (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 16, 2016
August 17
I'm tired of folks sayin' my people have ridiculous names. Anyway I'm off to my niece's birthday party. Can't believe Pistachia's 5 already!
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) August 18, 2016
August 18
I would put strong money on Ryan Lochte being the sort of guy who tears up a gas station because he can't find any American Doritos in it.
— Drew Magary (@drewmagary) August 18, 2016
