This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: April 1, 2016

Some of the funniest people in the world write hilarious tweets and our only job is to collect a bunch of them for your pleasure. So take a look back at the last little while with this round up of the gut-busting week that was.
 
March 27

Because I'm a Jew, today's just like any other Sunday when my mom puts eggs in my yard

— Megan Amram (@meganamram) March 28, 2016

LEAKED ENDING OF "VINYL" SEASON ONE. pic.twitter.com/Ll434MSFJ9

— Jake Fogelnest (@jakefogelnest) March 28, 2016

 
March 28

(1/2)
SUN: @LastWeekTonight MON: @FullFrontalSamB
THU: @NoYouShutUp
FRI: @JimmyDore Show on @KPFK.
All the election coverage you need.

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 28, 2016

(2/2) Those 4 shows are hilarious and -- literally -- better journalism than @CNN, @MSNBC and @FoxNews combined.

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 28, 2016

 
March 29

i do my taxes like someone who has clearly given up on a Sudoku but continues filling in numbers anyway

— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) March 29, 2016

Actual exchange between a presidential frontrunner and a TV journalist tonight, per CNN's own transcript. pic.twitter.com/KLTB5DMSjO

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) March 30, 2016

 
March 31

Midwife [handing my baby]: make sure you support his head
Me: that's a really great, floppy little head you've got there. Well done

— David Hughes (@david8hughes) March 31, 2016

I had to buy shallots for a recipe and now I can't stop saying shallots. I only call my wife shallot now.

— Pat Thornton (@patthornton) March 31, 2016

If you nerds truly love Catan you'd let it go, and trade real-life wheat to provide for your goddamn family.

— Sara Hennessey (@sara_hennessey) March 31, 2016

well this took a turn pic.twitter.com/I2toW38qSt

— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) March 31, 2016

 
April 1

A fun thing to do today is walk up to a coworker and say "TGIF!" and when they start to reply add "April Fools God doesn't exist!"

— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 1, 2016