April 7
After massive social media pressure from the #MAGA juggernaut, here is a running list of advertisers who have dropped @jimmykimmel:
— andy lassner (@andylassner) April 7, 2018
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Will keep updating as the names pour in.
Bragging about a building that was just very publicly on fire is a pretty perfect encapsulation of this entire presidency https://t.co/OIwUgES19m
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) April 7, 2018
April 8
"I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle" pic.twitter.com/zzfusnlVgM
— Daniel (@DannyDutch) April 8, 2018
When you're both president *and* three children trying to sneak into an R-Rated movie pic.twitter.com/4bDtEIQg3w
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) April 9, 2018
April 9
the simpsons: "what can you do?"
— 🐢 bob 📼 (@bobvids) April 9, 2018
looney tunes: pic.twitter.com/8aFDaWQuoa
This is mesmerizing pic.twitter.com/63YLdqoJHR
— Jasmine (@JasmineLWatkins) April 9, 2018
Wait wait wait wait wait wait WAIT.
— Seth Morabito (@Twylo) April 10, 2018
So Trump's personal lawyer was working out of the Squire, Patton & Boggs law offices, who just HAPPEN to be lawyers for Cambridge Analytica, AND are main lobbyists for Russia's Gazprom oil company? WOW.
Overheard by German reporter in the WH "I haven't heard a head of state describe an investigation into his leadership as an attack against the state since the Nazis were in power in my home country."
— Brian J. Karem (@BrianKarem) April 9, 2018
Breaking News on...
— Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek) April 10, 2018
CNN: Cohen raided by FBI
NBC: Cohen raided by FBI
CBS: Cohen raided by FBI
ABC: Cohen raided by FBI
FOX: ... pic.twitter.com/DRV9e1Q3ig
April 10
That face when you just wanted a faster way to rank girls by looks and ended up installing a fascist government in the most powerful country on earth pic.twitter.com/VEaQjz9Z6s
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) April 10, 2018
Almost feel bad for Zuckerberg. There's no way he left that room full of old people without having to set up their wifi.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) April 11, 2018
Imagine if Barack Obama's lawyer's office was raided after he was discovered trying to pay off a porn star after being accused of sexual assault by 17 women after paying off a $25m fraud suit after 3 of campaign staff were indicted after he accepted help to rig an election after
— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) April 10, 2018
I'd hate to be Zuckerberg right now! He's really getting grilled by Congress: pic.twitter.com/zASf6nx28j
— popular comedy account "the pixelated boat" (@pixelatedboat) April 10, 2018
Funny how that works. pic.twitter.com/IAmoAgoNl1
— Bawitdaba da Justin Whang diggy diggy 🐙 (@HotPikachuSex) April 11, 2018
April 11
Students are taking their Physics Midterm exam today. I said no cell phones, not even for music since they could be used to cheat.
— Eric Saueracker (@esaueracker) April 11, 2018
This student brought in a record player and is bumping Kanye in his headphones right now... pic.twitter.com/p57iMIal7D
[getting urine test results]
— Terry F (@daemonic3) April 11, 2018
You've tested positive for opiates-
ME: probably the bagel I had
-and THC, cocaine, steroids, and also you're pregnant
ME: it was an everything bagel
what can you do? pic.twitter.com/F5MIRvNuDT
— Naomi ✨ (@nayhomes) April 12, 2018
April 12
Whoa boy - Phil Mudd weighs in on Hannity's show last night:
— Lis Power (@LisPower1) April 12, 2018
"You got that dirt bag telling me that one of the most storied FBI directors ever is a crime boss? ... Facts are facts: Mueller's an American legend, the president is a dirt bag. Idk what to tell you, I'm pissed off" pic.twitter.com/gzqgifCZxU
I don't take normal college graduation photos... pic.twitter.com/eI1NvLFYHs
— Brenna Spencer (@BrennaSpencer) April 7, 2018
I don't take normal graduation photos pic.twitter.com/AFqe7kGKed
— Lindsay (@plantbboi) April 12, 2018
I wonder if @realDonaldTrump noticed John Kelly before he tweeted out this photo? pic.twitter.com/rlYAGPP1r7
— Red T Raccoon (@RedTRaccoon) April 12, 2018
PSA: We let @mulaney write this week's promos. pic.twitter.com/Ossss96Zr4
— Saturday Night Live - SNL (@nbcsnl) April 13, 2018
Just to recap today's NFL news
— Mike Rosenberg (@ByRosenberg) April 12, 2018
*Colin Kaepernick won't say if he'll kneel next season, so Seahawaks cancel his tryout
*Linebacker Reuben Foster charged with 3 felonies for allegedly punching his girlfriend in the head 8-10 times, and 49ers keep him on the team
April 13
"I'm a germophobe who would never pay women for sex," said the man who had condomless sex with a porn star then paid her $130,000
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) April 13, 2018
James Comey: "I honestly never thought these words would come out of my mouth, but I don't know whether the current president of the United States was with prostitutes peeing on each other in Moscow in 2013. It's possible, but I don't know." https://t.co/PoTOTrxDLn
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) April 13, 2018
On the day the President wrongly attacks Comey for being a "leaker and liar" he considers pardoning a convicted leaker and liar, Scooter Libby. This is the President's way of sending a message to those implicated in the Russia investigation: You have my back and I'll have yours.
— Adam Schiff (@RepAdamSchiff) April 13, 2018
Calling @Comey a "proven LEAKER & LIAR" while you're about to pardon Scooter Libby, who leaked the identity of a covert CIA employee and was convicted for lying about it to the FBI — well, that's quite a thing.
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) April 13, 2018
