Despite what others may tell you, the worst tweet of all time appeared in 2009 when director Kevin Smith, celebrating 10 years with his lover, detailed their mutual taint stimulation.
Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.— KevinSmith (@ThatKevinSmith) July 9, 2009
Yes, there are no tweets that come close to the revolting filth that Smith has produced, and yet this tweet is a necessary part of Twitter — a glimpse into the awful verbal atrocities that mankind is capable of.
This sort of existential bleakness pairs perfectly with the sounds of Radiohead's 1997 opus OK Computer, so Twitter user @yehoak correctly decided to pair this "brown area" tweet and other Kevin Smith atrocities with the robotic spoken word of "Fitter Happier."
Listen below, and weep for humanity.
some Kevin Smith tweets but in the radiohead "fitter happier" computer voice pic.twitter.com/rJQq0Cyyl5— yehoak on jan. 13th (@yehoak) January 13, 2017