The Expendables 2
This isn't to imply that Con-Air director Simon West's interpretation of the material is reinventing the wheel, per se. It's still ostensibly about the exact same thing — a group of missionaries led by Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone) and Lee Christmas (Jason Statham) kill a shitload of people and blow a bunch of stuff up in the name of completing a mission involving evil foreigners with nefarious plans. But this time out, it's a bit more fun.
Owing Church (Bruce Willis) a ton of money, Barney and the gang attempt to repay their debt by finding a crashed plane and reclaiming a mystery item from within. Along for the ride are surly torture specialist Maggie Chen (Nan Yu) and sweet-natured, corn-fed middle American Bill Timmons (Liam Hemsworth). Inevitably, something goes wrong, leading everyone onto a path of vengeance fuelled by a plutonium-stealing villain aptly named Jean Vilain (Jean-Claude Van Damme).
Expectedly, this plot is secondary to the zip-line shootouts, flying motorcycles, routine decapitations and helicopter explosions. Just as the characters are little more than their archetypes, making gags about who might bang the new chick, "I have a craving for Chinese," when not delivering hilariously on-the-nose dialogue, like the Chuck Norris assertion: "I'm a lone wolf. I fight alone."
Inevitably, every cameo is showcased for purely cheesy comic effect, just as references about Arnold Schwarzenegger saying, "I'll be back" are injected for the same nostalgic purpose as the statement, "Yippee Ki Yay." With all of the actors in on the joke, cracking "We belong in a museum," it's easier to enjoy the second Expendables film for what it is: irreverent, irresponsible violence with comic pun referencing aplenty.
It also doesn't hurt that West managed to put together far more compelling action sequences than Stallone did in the original. (Alliance)
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